It makes up the rent that I won’t be able to afford and it gives her time to search for a viable option while not living in a miserable shithole. Plus it’s apparently way closer to her new job or whatever. We have all of the details figured out. For all of her irritating aspects, her best feature by far is that she cares about you. We have that in common. Pack your bags, babe, because you are not going to miss out on showing off to the world how amazing you are. I took the liberty of filling out your acceptance form :) you just gotta send it in. Happy birthday best friend!
