Bridget Jones's Diary (Bridget Jones, #1)

by Helen Fielding

130 lbs. (terrifying slide into obesity—why?

What a joke lol

“She said I thought the clitoris was something from Nigel Coles’s lepidoptery collection.”

Can officially confirm that the way to a man’s heart these days is not through beauty, food, sex or alluringness of character, but merely the ability to seem not very interested in him.

Breakfast: hot-cross bun (Scarsdale Diet—slight variation on specified piece of whole-wheat toast); Mars Bar (Scarsdale Diet—slight variation on specified half grapefruit)

cigarettes 2 (sort of thing that could happen to anyone—does not mean have started smoking again),

Domestic Science

Is this British home economics?

Have discovered delicious new alcohol substitute drink called Smoothies—v. nice, fruity), cigarettes 0 (Smoothies removes need for cigarettes), Smoothies 22, calories 4265 (4135 of them Smoothies).

Jennifer Ehle,”