Well, I already know your quirks, and I love them. I know you need a holiday date, so you don’t have to ask me to attend. I already accept. I don’t do anything for the holidays, and Mano will be in Hawaii. You’ve seen my grumpy side, so you know how bad I can get, and you’ve seen my happy side, too, so you know how good I can get, which means no random surprises. Plus, we’re friends. Wouldn’t you rather spend the holidays with a friend instead of some stranger who could turn out to be a weirdo?

