Is this some sort of a fucking joke? I only closed my eyes for a minute. I look at my watch and, sure enough, about two hours have passed. Fuck me. I fell asleep around her. Again. I didn’t feel any-fucking-thing going on around me. Again. Someone could’ve shot me during that time and I would have been none the wiser. She could’ve shot me, but she looks more proud about managing to put me to sleep with her soft fucking singing and some heartbeat magic. I need to put an end to this situation before it gets any worse.
