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I click the link she sent me earlier, and it navigates to YouTube. According to her, she used it to attract a rich boyfriend. Its title says, Call forth your Perfect Soul Mate using Dimensional Waves… Whatever that means.
Excuse me
“Your soul called to mine from across the dimensions.”
this is the fucking WILDEST meet cute I’ve ever heard of in my entire life
This is worse than any tentacle porn I’ve read online because it’s real.
of course you have pronouns and read tentacle porn
“Calm down,” I tell myself around the tentacle gag. “Who are you speaking to?” he asks.
What…what’s the point of this?
He reels me closer, so I hover a mere ten feet away from where he stands.
This is a big ass apartment if closer is 10 feet away
“What the hell are you doing?” I screech. “Shhhh…” A tentacle coils around my thigh and slithers toward my pussy. I freeze, my jaw dropping. This is unexpected. It’s been a while, and I’m reluctant to refuse pleasure.
YOU GAVE UP SO FAST?
“This weapon of yours is coated in something delicious.” I freeze. And blink over and over to see through the dark. My pink toy hovers close to where the monster’s mouth should be and my breath slows enough for me to hear the sounds of obscene slurping. He’s licking my toy.
Gorl….you didn’t wash it?
Instead of the pointed tentacle tip I expect, the appendage splits into smaller tendrils as fine as string.
They split….they split apart
“You need ample preparation for a full mating.” My eyes widen. “But I haven’t agreed to anything yet!” “By the time I’m ready to mate you, you’ll be begging for it,” he replies, his voice soothing. “Now, lie back, relax, and let me prepare you.”
barf
“You are needy,” he says, his voice lilting with amusement. “I’m just not used to the slow pace,” I say through clenched teeth. “And why is the other tentacle still stroking my thigh?” “Because I’m waiting for permission.” “For what?” “To stick it in your anus.”
THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY
“What did you hear?” The monster asks, sounding guarded. “You want to stick your tentacle up my ass.” “Rectum.”
💀💀💀
“Your rectum has its maidenhood intact?”
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD I’M GONNA PUKE
“I don’t mind you scooping it up with your tentacles and placing it in your mouth, but no oral sex until I know you better.”
WILD
I would adjust the pressure and speed for maximum secretions.”
?????????
Throughout this intense climax, the monster continues scooping slickness from my pussy and gulping it with gusto. I can barely hear myself panting over his pleasured moans.
BARF
“Your essence changes me from a creature of the darkness to one that is tolerable in the light. The more contact the two of us have, the more compatible I will become to satisfy your needs, but we must acquaint ourselves in the dark.”
uhhhh ok
My stomach drops. “What?” I stumble backward. “You didn’t say anything about that.” The handsome face turns cold, and his lips curve into a grin as sharp as it is wicked. “Light erodes our compassion. Now, I have no reservations about taking what I want from my mate.”
LMAOOOOOOOO WGATTFTTT
Invisible tentacles tighten around each limb, and he pushes me against the ceiling so my back lies flush against its flat surface.
where
“Your face is contorting.” He wipes my eyes. One of his tentacles swats at my opening. “There is now moisture in your nostrils.” “Yes,” I say through hiccuping breaths. “That’s what happens when a person gets overloaded.” “Hmm…. I will remember to limit the strikes on your clitoris to three.”
I’m dead
“What was that?” I ask through panting breaths. “An allergic reaction to the light,” he replies. “I was afraid of revealing my darker nature.”
AN ALLERGIC REACTION
The tentacles become more slippery, turning the tickling sensation into something a lot more arousing. The next time he moves them between my toes, it sends pleasure shooting up my legs and gathering in my pussy.
“After a few minutes of anal play, I will have you begging for my tentacle.”
THE FUNNIEST SENTENCE IVE EVER READ
Another thicker appendage, about the size of a blunt cockhead, circles my opening.
a what?
softly scrape against my pucker.
Alexa, Google search how much a lobotomy costs
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Do I really want the monster to fuck me in the urethra?
ALEXA, PLEASE ANSWER ME ABOUT THE LOBOTOMY
The tentacle burrows a little deeper, moving from side to side like a tiny snake.
UGH GOD NO
so close to squirting into my waiting tentacle.”
INTO?!!?
“Do you ejaculate?” “I’ve been cumming since you called me Mate,” he says through clenched teeth. “This human cock is too small a vessel for all my cum.”
This is far and away my favorite line in the whole book. It’s so fucking funny I choked
“This prey is larger than expected,” my mate replies, sounding like his belly hurts. “I will need to rest for some time to ease the digestion.”
WILD
Jessica.
SPELLED WRONG A SENTENCE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
Jessika
SPELLED WRONG A SENTENCE AWAY FROM EACH OTHER
“Human clothing is overrated,” he grumbles. “I never knew erections could be so uncomfortable.” I gaze down at the huge tent in his pants and lick my lips. “But you had one before.” “It was just my camouflaged mating arm.”
HIS WHAT
He pins me to the wall, so my crotch is nearly six feet off the ground.
Sis would be cracking her head off the ceiling
“Please, what?” he replies. “Please fuck me with your tentacle cock.”
PUKE
“Which one’s your mating arm?” “This one.”
….why am I STILL HERE
As I rub the peculiar growth, it splits into dozens of tiny tendrils. “Oh.” I snatch my hand away. “What is that?” He strokes my arm with the threadlike projections, sending a tingle down my spine. “All the better for stroking your cervix and exploring the parts of your little pussy that no human penis can reach.”
ASHDGFJDKSKFKGKHKHKF
He enters me with his human cock in one swift motion. It’s larger than any I’ve had before and extremely thick, filling me with a fresh burst of sensations. As he pushes himself to the hilt, its thick mushroom tip rests flush against my cervix.
HIS WHAT TIP?!?!?!!!!?
“But why three?” I ask. "I cannot be satisfied with impregnating you once," he growls.
Barf
But the sofa, armchairs, and coffee table are missing. "Where's the furniture?" I ask. My mate chuckles. "It's been moved out of the way - to make room for what's about to happen." "No bed?" I ask. His only response is to grab a huge rubber sheet from the other side of the room and spread it across the floor. It's four times larger than our bed and thicker than a rug. "Are things really going to get so wet..."
I HAVE NO WORDS JHEFVIHPWRFLHIEIHRGHIERGHIWOGHJOGOJE
Every instinct in my body wants me to give in, to tell him how much I need him to tear off my clothes and fuck me on the rubber sheet until I squirt,
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
“Ink?”
SIGGY SAY SIKE
“It’s a special form of cum,” he replies, his eyes twinkling. “And you’re going to drink every drop.”
SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW
"The breeding won't take if I ingest even a speck of ink." "Oh?" The kisses travel down my pubes and to the juncture of my thighs. "Have you forgotten already that I use it as a contraceptive?"
the implication that he drinks his own cum as a form of contraception….wild
"I'm going to relax your cervix."
HE’S GOING TO WHAT
"You're doing so well. I can fit a full tentacle through your cervix."
NOOOOO NOOOOO NONONOOO NOOO
my legs pinned to the rubber sheet.
I’m literally just imagining it squeaking like Velma’s leather suit in Scooby Doo 2
Then he lines his human cock to my pucker.
For the love of christ
