“I don’t understand how you can hate Tom Bombadil,” he says. “I don’t understand how you can like Tom Bombadil. Google it. You’ll find whole subreddits dedicated to hating him. He’s a divisive character. How could you do that to a poor dog?” “What’s a subreddit?” I laugh and throw a pillow at Rhys. “You’re such an innocent. If you don’t know what a subreddit is, just don’t worry about it. You’re better off not knowing.
Their first fight is over a Tolkien character! How much do you wanna bet they'll make it as a couple?
