Falling for Your Fake Fiancé (Love Clichés, #3)
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backpedals faster than a Baptist walking into a dance hall.
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a one-boobed wonder.
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Annabel Lee
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my hair looks like a discarded bird’s nest every time I get where I’m going.
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offering a job to a woman who has none is like holding out a big old cake in front of someone on a low-carb diet.
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a canoe for feminine wash.
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cannot be softened up like a stick of butter on a summer afternoon by the man’s house. But bougainvillea! My favorite flower!
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Smiling so smugly that he practically withers the grass with all that smugness.
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I’m Team Oxford comma all the way.
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My feet are planted firmly on the refinished hardwoods like I’m about to sprout roots.
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It’s like a beating heart, alive and warm.
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shovel everything in as fast as possible before it disappears like some kind of food mirage.
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a man who smells tastier than bacon
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grass-green eyes
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I’m used to being on display, being looked over and judged like a calf at a livestock show,
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the man is hot, but hot as sin,
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Thayden brushes his mother’s cheek with a kiss, and before I can stop him, he does the same to me. It’s barely a whisper of his lips on my skin. It shouldn’t have the effect of caffeine mainlined into my bloodstream. But, oh boy, it does.
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the man has eyes like a field I’d like to lie down in and a smile that could charm the stripes off a zebra.
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Her hair is the color of a jar of honey with the sun shining behind it, and blue eyes like the sky on the best kind of lazy summer day.
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His opinion is like a tick, and I need to dig it out.
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Delilah: Got it. Will do our best to avoid men. You’d better.
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It feels like God put a glass dome down on top of the city, trapping the wet heat.
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a massage that feels like being manhandled by a prison guard.
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The man has turned my steely resolve into a cooked spaghetti noodle.
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The charm of this man could make a basket of venomous snakes fall in love.
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I shove his chest lightly, the urge to touch him greater than my self-control to resist. My hand doesn’t want to come back—the wanton hussy—and
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my legs shaky and unsteady as a baby deer.
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He draws me along, the movements like a trail of breadcrumbs meant for me to follow. And, hoo boy! I am hot on that trail.
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Thayden and I are like two people drag racing on a two-lane road, whipping around corners too fast, ignoring oncoming traffic and steep drop-offs on either side. We’re vying for position, jockeying to get ahead. It’s nerve-racking and exhilarating and the stakes seem way too high.
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I am somewhere between wanting to slap him and ordering monogrammed onesies for our unborn children.
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Delilah’s quiet stillness feels like the proverbial calm before what I suspect will be a fierce Southern storm with gale force winds.
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Though I was—and am—angry with my mom, a tiny and selfish sliver of my heart wants Delilah to be trapped in this contract with me. For the first time I can ever remember, I can’t get enough of a woman. This woman.
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My tiny cup of soup looks like a meal for Lilliputians.
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I refuse to cry. But I feel like I’m walking a tightrope stretched out over a canyon.
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There’s no ground beneath me, and balance isn’t my strong suit.
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close proximity with a man who seems to be my Kryptonite.
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No, tears. No. You do NOT get to come out. They aren’t listening to me, which isn’t surprising.
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His smile and that rich baritone have me needing to reprimand my body, which has lit up like a human torch. My lips are going rogue, all Pavlovian, tingling in response to the sight of him.
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anti-attraction pill or maybe a vaccine.
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The words tumble out and hang in the room like a stiff fog.
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my feelings, which are as muddy as a creek bed after a spring rain.
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The bottom half looks like a colonial hoop skirt tried to have a baby with a mermaid style.
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It’s like she had a cheat sheet with all my pain points and knew just where to press.
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her accent makes her sound like Arnold Schwarzenegger’s grandmother.
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now I’m feeling like a bag of Doritos.
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wife for hire.
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It’s like my heart is on fire, a raging inferno, and I’m cooking from the inside out.
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One of these days he’s going to come home to find me passed out on his couch in a food coma and pregnant with a food baby.
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Smiling at me with the threat of an apex predator,
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jealousy is like Hydra. Cut off one head and another one grows right in its place.
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