Catching Feelings (Catching Flights)

by Ladii Nesha

Renee's goofy ass deserves to be in somebody's jail. She could have killed one of us.”

“You know I catch flights, not feelings.”

Ken, this is Rickie…my

Gina husband???

“Yea, you hurt my friend and I’ll have you burning worse than a nigga with untreated STDs,” Kendall

Lol

Gina smirked when Richard walked in behind her. She had no doubt he’d whoop Alan's ass for talking shit. “Rickie?” Alan gawked. Kendall's eyes bucked, and Gina stood there confused.

Knewedddddd it

“They call me the coochie tickler,” Juice joked and proceeded to crack up at his own expense.

🤣😂🤣😂😂😅😂😅😂😅

“Oh, I get it.” Juice grinned. “She wants a nigga to grab her up and make her submit. I can do that.”

Juice is a fool 🤣🤣🤣

The lace front fucker upper.” “Oh shit, I like that name instead. Call me that,” Juice insisted.

Bruhhhhh

“Yea, you are an asshole. For you to say you don’t need me is a big slap in the face. You need me just like I need you. Bitch, we in this thing called life together, and I want an apology.”

PERIODT

I always jump right into bed with men thinking they are the one because they are nice. I’m a prize and I need to treat myself as such.

Okay sid

Now I’m pregnant, Alan has a down-low lover, and you've been reading Steve Harvey's handbook on how to get a man. It just makes me sad. I thought we’d be hoes for life.”

“Bitch, you are in denial, not single.”

Chillllllleeeee

“Oh shit, Rickie, cover my eyes 'cause I can’t look away.”

😂🤣😂

Pay attention to your woman, and you’ll be rewarded with a best friend, a lover, a cook, a therapist and all.

The woman was the garden, and if you watered and loved her, she’d grow into everything you wanted and more.

“I’m selfish.” “I’m giving,” he countered. “I’m moody.” “I’m rational.” “I have daddy issues,” she admitted. “I love hard and fuck good. No disrespect to your pops, but you’re going to be calling me daddy, and it won’t be any issues with that.”

Omgggggggg 😍😍😍😍😍

“Stopppp… you are being easy. I’m not supposed to get the dick on the first date,” Kendall moaned.

“Lady, are you listening to me? There are people in the world who know how they are and accept themselves for who they are. It’s other people that have a hard time accepting it, so they try to change them. I know I'm a fucked up person and I’m ok with it. I don’t need to be fixed. Maybe next lifetime.”

You went from catching flights to catching feelings. I’m the man, baby.”