We’re just pals and have been since high school when she friend zoned me so hard, I still haven’t recovered. Doesn’t mean I don’t still jerk off in the shower thinking about her. But my mamma didn’t raise no jackasses, and my father ground into all seven of us boys to be gentlemen. She said no, and I would never push that boundary. She wanted to be friends, so we’re friends. Doesn’t mean I don’t look. Every chance I get.
