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Luke Skycocker,
Doesn’t mean I don’t still jerk off in the shower thinking about her.
If I wasn’t lost in a very dirty fantasy of having her bent over my couch, I might have seen old Mrs. Bohacek barreling down the road at eleven miles an hour.
“Luke,” Trixie shouted, “use the force you dumb rooster, use the force.”
“Why, Mr. Kingman. Is that a rooster in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS VIBRATOR
Princess Laya, Chew-bock-bock, and Kylo Hen
He didn’t question my decision not to have sex, so I wasn’t going to question his.
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who was who and who was doing who.
“You underestimate the power of the dark side, Luke.”
She waved and opened the door, and I woke the fuck up and stepped behind the lawn furniture so she didn’t see the tent in the front of my pants.
I turned my back on her and gave my cock a good stern talking to, thought of baseball, the King of England, and losing the Super Bowl, not that I ever had. A few deep breaths later and our car was on the way, and my dick was only at half-mast instead of a heat seeking missile with Trixie as the target.
FRIES BEFORE GUYS
“This better be good. I was about to get my dick wet. Again.”
“Well, Beatrix, if you ever want some Kingman in you, you know where to find me.”
Fuck, I wanted to kiss her so bad I could practically already taste her lips.
Her lips would feel so good against mine. Even better wrapped around my dick.
“If you think you’re going to bang Trixie and then leave her high and dry, I’m here to tell you that is a career ending decision. Because you won’t recover from the beating the rest of us will give you.”
FOGHORNS AND FLIRTING
“That rooster is taking advantage of you, Trix.”
“They’re sweet if you know how to treat them right.”
“They hate me, so clearly I don’t have the magic chicken touch.”
My libido was the real issue.
I looked down thinking I had a brother in... feathers, wings?
“Okay, okay, you little dinosaur,
I. Didn’t. Kiss. Her.
