You follow each other on social media? You went on one date.’ ‘We don’t follow each other. I just found his account.’ ‘Claud! Don’t be a psychopath!’ ‘His handle is just his first and last name; it’s not like he’s hiding it.’ ‘Why do you know his last name?’ ‘He told me about a website he just worked on, so I went on it, dug through the code, saw his agency’s name in the metadata and looked them up,’ she said, like this was normal. ‘Then I went on LinkedIn and searched through all the Jesses that work there to find his surname.’ ‘Claud.’ ‘I didn’t click on any profiles, I’m not stupid.’
