“I would hope that if I was assaulted, which I wasn’t, you’d be a little more concerned about my well-being and less about whatever inconveniences I may have caused you.” “Olivia, our entire relationship is one giant inconvenience that you’ve caused me.” “Well it wouldn’t hurt for you to pretend to care about my current state of distress.” “When aren’t you in a state of distress? You almost started crying this afternoon when you couldn’t find staples.”

