Faking Under the Mistletoe
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“By creating some elaborate scheme about how we’re dating? As if I would ever date someone who I’m fairly certain has escaped a mental facility.”
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“Because I’m an emotional eater and your lack of Christmas cheer is making me very sad.”
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“Do you have very specific tastes in decorative pillows?” “Just that you specifically don’t buy them.” I’m sure he’ll change his mind when they’re delivered on Tuesday.