Faking Under the Mistletoe
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Read between December 26 - December 27, 2022
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His couch is plush and white and marshmallow-like and sits in front of a small oriental rug —the light glaring in from the floor to ceiling windows makes it glow. I want to sink into it with a mug of hot chocolate and a fleece blanket while watching Hallmark Channel movies on his TV that’s bigger than my entire apartment.
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“I had three donuts before I got here.” “Then why are you eating my bagel?” “Because I’m an emotional eater and your lack of Christmas cheer is making me very sad.”
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I’m offended that your lawyer thinks Elle Woods, a Harvard graduate, isn’t a legitimate lawyer. She owes me a box of milk chocolate sea salt caramels for all this pain and suffering.
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Asher I want a refund. Olivia I’m nonrefundable.
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The only person I want requesting my presence at a party is Harry Styles.
Erin Dugan
I felt that
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“Olivia?” Asher’s voice is muffled by his pillows and sheets. “Yeah?” “I think I’m in love with you.”
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I’m the human embodiment of someone hitting play on every single Taylor Swift song at once.