“You do you. I’ll do me.” I pause. “That sounds sexual. Are you up for it?” She suppresses a smile. “Up for what?” “You doing you and me doing me, preferably in front of each other and possibly at the same time to preserve energy. Or better yet, I can, say, do you.” “How about I do you?” “Not even in your wildest dreams.” I pause. “Do you want to do me? Is that a kink?”