“Gabe, I’m going to find every picture of you from your perm days and I’m going to post them to every website I can think of. You’re so grounded. No trashy TV with Birdie. No trashy TV with me or Mom, either. And Pride? You’ll be lucky if I don’t sew you into your outfit so you can’t get access that night, if you know what I mean. You’re lucky I don’t swear, Gabriel.”
