Single Dads Club

by Rebel Bloom

She looked down at her feet and then nodded. “Birdie. Can you please not make anyone cry while I talk to Olive’s dad?” Birdie shrugged. “Grandma says I’m not in charge of other people’s feelings.”

He saw me shudder and lost the act. “Excuse me. Do not act disgusted when I make eyes at you. That’s so rude.” “Sorry, but don’t look at me like that. It’s weird.”

“Birdie, stop saying your grandma curses people!” “I’m going to curse her, then! I’m going to do a spell or a crystal or something. I’m going to curse her so her hair falls out and she always smells like a skunk!”