Without much warning, a picture of me reaching past a crowd of shoppers in a desperate attempt to get a bag of on-sale chips appears first on the screen. The caption reads: My girlfriend, the vicious Black Friday warrior. He swipes down, and there’s an image of me sitting at the table during Thanksgiving. My face is packed with one of my grandmother’s butter rolls, and other than me, everyone else in the frame has their faces blurred out. The caption? My girlfriend is storing up for the winter. My face goes red as he continues down to an image of me lining up a shot at the Cat’s Cradle bar. My
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