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“When you get a divorce, everything has to be divided.” “She got the blender? Dude, how do you expect to make all those shakes the team dieticians always put us on?”
Bikini dude staggers over, his top askew with one nipple hanging out, and he shoves his finger in my face. “Smile.” I hesitate
Aleks, now planted in his chair, turns and looks up at me with big eyes. “I’d have your babies.” And I’m assuming that was meant to be quiet, but he fucking shouts it.
“That’s prostitution.” “Nothing wrong with sex work.”
Have pride in who you are and what you’ve accomplished, Oskar. You deserve respect.’ You’re both gross. If I wanna be cheap and nasty, let me be cheap and nasty.”
“You are an abomination to the manwhore crown I gave you! I bestowed greatness upon you, and you … you … For shame.”
“How did that beautiful man’s face get so messed up?” “Cats. Also, you think he’s beautiful?” “I have eyes. Even as a straight man, I can appreciate a hunk.” Give me things baby bisexuals say for five hundred!
“Who the fuck cares if you’re new, Emerson?” Bilson says. “After firing that many bullets into the net, you can have anything you want.”
Special occasion tonight being that we’re playing Vegas in our home arena, and I want Dog Tripp and Human Tripp to meet.
Then I’m looking up into the murderous face of my boyfriend. He pounds the glass again, then points at Madden. “Don’t you dare!” The side of his fist hits the glass, and after a moment, he turns his stare on me. “Touch my boyfriend and see what happens!”

