Their son Atsi (meaning ‘eagle’) is dipping his carrot in some humous. At their Humanist Naming Day, I told Christian after a few champers that ‘Atsi’ sounded like a regulatory body for loss adjusters. I was immediately stripped of the title ‘Guiding Parent’ and forced to surrender the symbolic ‘Flame of Growth’ (Wilko candle) I had just pledged to tend.