Lex (Unexpected, #5)

by Cora Rose

I’m a nice person. I’m only rude when it’s warranted. Which happens to be quite often. People are quite awful, really.

Smell as good as you want, William. I will not be licking you.

I cannot continue to shoot my mess everywhere like a geyser. This is not Yellowstone National Park.

Diablo is a crazy person. Crazier than me. I blame his family. They did this. This is all nurture right here.

“Guys?” Emery suddenly says. “Um, the pizza is here, and I know you are doing like a…mating ritual or something, but can we eat? I’m hungry and August said it would be rude to start without you.”

I have turned into a caveman…one with impeccable style, but still. Mine. He’s mine.