Lex (Unexpected, #5)

by Cora Rose

He rushes over to the kitchen and bumps into the wall as he goes. August just watches him go, hearts in his eyes and I feel suddenly so lost.

“Guys?” Emery suddenly says. “Um, the pizza is here, and I know you are doing like a…mating ritual or something, but can we eat? I’m hungry and August said it would be rude to start without you.”

“Mating ritual…we’ll see about that when we get home. I’ll mate you all fucking night long.” Yes, do that, please. Let’s fuck like animals.

Not that she can blame me for falling into temptation. I mean, just look at him. He’s just made for sin.

but Amanda narrows her eyes at it, blowing a large bubble with her gum. She holds up her finger and thumb about an inch apart and squints at it. Is she insinuating that my dick is small? Who the hell is this woman? She’s pure evil.

“Then you’re doomed. There is no hope left,” he says with a small smirk. Is he deriving pleasure from this? What an asshole. The exam door opens, and I eyeball Lex who is helping my grandma cross the hallway and I feel my heart clench. “I am doomed,” I mutter, adjusting my dick in my pants once more. There’s nothing to be done, it seems. I am stuck with a hard dick for life. I have accepted my fate.

They just skipped over the boyfriend part entirely and have the two of us engaged. They’ve already started a Honeyfund for us, for fuck’s sake. I had to look that shit up when Martha mentioned it. I had no idea what it meant. Sounded a little kinky. But it turns out, they’re planning our honeymoon to Tahiti. I’ve known William for two weeks. They’re out of their minds. Not so fast, ladies. Give me at least a month.

They’re oddly quiet, whispering to each other. Plotting, I’m sure.

“Who said I’d marry you?” I ask, arching an eyebrow at him. He glances up at me, those blue eyes of his so endearing, and I just melt. “Fine. If you insist. We will discuss details later.”

I can see Ben looking at the two of us, his eyes a little sad. I feel bad. Kind of. He’ll find his William. It will be so worth the wait.

Take a good look, dick, this is your home now.

Are you Lex’s?”

I round the corner and see William nodding in response. Moving toward him, I narrow my eyes at Diablo who is blatantly checking William out.

“Diablo, this is William. He’s mine. You can’t have him,”

Diablo, the trash panda. He’s endearing in an altogether annoying way.

“Why are you saying no now? You’ve never said it to me before? You always just say yes. Well, except for yesterday when you wanted me to fuck you…”

“I am consumed by you,” he says, running one of his hands through my hair and tugging on it. “I have never felt this way about another person.” My breath leaves my body and I stare at him. “It doesn’t matter anyways. It’s too fast.” “Fast is the only way to live.”

He’s right. I’ll only ever say yes to him.

“Who’s going to love me now that she’s gone?” I whisper. William reaches over and clasps my hand. “Me, Lexington. Me. I will love you.”

“It is a bit ominous, the storm,” Vikki says after some time and Martha scowls at her, swatting at her hand.

“Well, she always said she would go out with a bang. I didn’t think she meant it literally.”