They just skipped over the boyfriend part entirely and have the two of us engaged. They’ve already started a Honeyfund for us, for fuck’s sake. I had to look that shit up when Martha mentioned it. I had no idea what it meant. Sounded a little kinky. But it turns out, they’re planning our honeymoon to Tahiti. I’ve known William for two weeks. They’re out of their minds. Not so fast, ladies. Give me at least a month.
