Resting Scrooge Face

by Meghan Quinn

“Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”—how terrifyingly morbid, and yet it’s sung with such optimism.

Mistletoe. The only people who like to hang this are the meddling aunts of the world who think it’s the world’s greatest treasure to make two people awkwardly dance around the pressures of having to smash mouths in public.

First of all, could the man be any more attractive? You always hope for the people who break your heart to age horribly, but not Caleb Butler.

We can deny it all we want, but I think the spirit of Christmas is sinking into our souls. And we can only blame ourselves.