Resting Scrooge Face

by Meghan Quinn

Sincerely, Ho Ho No

My fingers curl around the paper as my heart races—I’ve been revealed.

Maybe if I don’t look at her, she won’t see me.

because I probably hold the world record for most stupid comments made in a short period of time, I say, “But did you slip his ties in the toilet?” See the steam coming out of her ears? Yup, I’ve done it now.