my friends dared me to tug on Santa’s beard at the mall and expose him to all the children waiting in line to see him. So, I waited, and when it was my turn, I walked up to him and gave his beard a giant tug, only to find out it was real, and I basically body-slammed him to the ground by his beard. I have never sprinted so fast in my life.
The way I cackled lmao
