Resting Scrooge Face

by Meghan Quinn

my friends dared me to tug on Santa’s beard at the mall and expose him to all the children waiting in line to see him. So, I waited, and when it was my turn, I walked up to him and gave his beard a giant tug, only to find out it was real, and I basically body-slammed him to the ground by his beard. I have never sprinted so fast in my life.

The way I cackled lmao

store owner ever. All in front of Nola. But not just Nola—all in front of Ho Ho No. Better yet, Ho Ho No-la.