Unfortunately Yours (A Vine Mess, #2)

by Tessa Bailey

“You’re a little nuts, aren’t you, Hallie?” “I wrote your brother secret admirer letters and got jealous when he wrote me back.”

REAL

“But I think my parents put more importance on telling me they were proud of me. I worked a summer job so I could afford a beat-up Honda Accord. When I signed the paperwork, my parents said they were proud of me. When I joined the navy, they were proud. Looking back, I think maybe that was more their way of saying ‘I love you’ than the actual words.”

“But love seems more important now.” Don’t ask why. “Why?” “Because I can tell you don’t believe in it. And I want you to.”

Love means letting go of your pride, after all.”

“Go off, Anna Delvey. There’s the bitch I used to know.”

NOT ANNA DELVEY

At this rate, cheesy eighties songs were writing themselves, but who could blame him when she looked so gorgeous in his passenger seat,

“You’re such a bozo.” “I’m your bozo.”

“If I ever make you cry, you get to give me a purple nurple.

“Women have the capacity for forgiveness and compassion that men will never fully grasp.

FACTS

“I’m completely dramatic over you. Deal with it.”