The Chalice of the Gods (Percy Jackson and the Olympians, #6)

by Rick Riordan

Look, I didn’t want to be a high school senior. I was hoping my dad could write me a note: Dear Whoever, Please excuse Percy Jackson from school forever and just give him the diploma. Thanks, Poseidon

Honest truth? Most of the time, being a demigod blows chunks. Anybody who tells you different is trying to recruit you for a quest.

You’d be amazed how many teachers, administrators, and other school staff are monsters in disguise. Or maybe you wouldn’t be amazed.

New Rome University: test scores, official transcripts, and an up-to-date psychoeducational evaluation. Those aren’t a problem.”

After all I’d been through, it might’ve been too early to judge on that last one.

Mr went through hell

have to do new quests, don’t I?” “Well, dear, the college admissions process is always challenging, but I’m here to help

I plunged into a churning maelstrom with a thunderous FLUSH!

You know you’ve been a demigod too long when you’re flushed out of your school straight into the Atlantic Ocean and you’re not even surprised.