ILYBSM: I Love You Both So Much

by J.E. Birk

3way group chat Five years ago Jeb Azalea and I broke up. For good this time, I think. Embry Sorry, j. I know you liked her. Jeb Maybe I should be more upset. IDK. I guess I’ll miss her? But honestly I think I’m more upset that I’m not more upset. Jeb That’s weird, right? Adam Feelings are feelings. They’re not weird. Jeb Thanks. Embry Yeah. What A said. What happened? Jeb Sooo that was strange actually. She said she felt like she couldn’t compete with you two Adam Excuse-moi? Jeb Right? She said you two always come first for me and she was tired of coming second? Or something like that. Jeb I kind of missed some of what she said. Embry was beating me in that new racing game we just downloaded. Embry OMG IT’S SO GOOD. Embry Wait is that why you lost the second race? Jeb Oh yeah maybe? I got a little distracted by our conversation. Jeb At least I got my shit together enough to beat you in the next match Adam Annnd I think we’ve found the problem here, folks. Pretty sure you’re gonna be fine, jeb.