ILYBSM: I Love You Both So Much

by J.E. Birk

3way group chat Three years ago Jeb OMG guess what Embry Adam finally bought a new winter coat Adam UGH they’re so puffy. They make me feel all bloated Embry You nearly got hypothermia this week Adam Gross exaggeration of events Embry YOUR LIPS WERE BLUE Embry OK, Jeb, what’s your news? Jeb My parents decided they’re going to retire in the next few years. I’m going to take over the farm!!! Embry Jebby, that’s great! Your dream come true Adam [gif of people dancing in the streets] Adam But wait Adam Aren’t farmers busy like ALL THE TIME Jeb Pretty much. Animals and trees don’t really take time off Adam Sooo… I kind of have a job interview next week. I have to fly out the day after graduation, actually Embry Holy shit! Wow! Where? Adam San Diego Embry Oh wow Jeb Yeah wow Adam I’m excited! But you probably won’t be able to visit much if I get it, huh, jeb? Jeb Probably not. Maybe you can visit me? Embry I can come at the same time adam does Embry So we can all be together or whatever Adam That would be excellent. Have you heard back from that auto shop yet, embry? Adam EMBRRYYYYYY Adam [gif of man screaming from the top of a mountain] Embry Sorry I was out buying you a new coat Embry [pic of Embry holding up a large, red, puffy coat] Adam Ewwwww Embry I could return it and get you a nice pair of coveralls instead ;) Adam Wait, you actually bought it? Adam At least it’s my color? thanks E. That was nice of you. Embry I’ll hold onto it for you until your first visit. :)