3way group chat Six years ago Jeb Okay so I have a problem with azalea Embry She wants to name your future children Horehound and Yucca? Jeb I kind of like the name yucca Adam Of course you do. What’s the problem, jebby? Jeb She wants to have sex Embry Okay Adam So what’s the problem? Jeb Ugh. This is embarrassing Embry J, are you a virgin? Jeb Like not all the way? But yeah kind of? Embry Cool. Nothing to be weird about. I am too. Jeb WHAT Jeb You’re like every human’s dream Adam [gif of someone nodding in agreement] Embry Never met someone I wanted that with. Not yet, anyway. Adam Ummm me
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