3way group chat Six years ago Adam Jeb, where are you? Thought you were meeting us at the student union. Jeb I overslept. Fuck. Embry You never oversleep. Adam I usually have to throw things at you to get you to stop chattering at us at five in the morning. Embry It’s like your body’s perpetually on farm time. Jeb Ugh, I think I’m sick. Adam [gif of someone screaming NOOOOOO] Jeb Yeah. I’m all stuffed up. Embry Fuck. Okay, don’t worry. We’ve got this covered. Adam Absolutely. Embry’s going for cold medicine and I’m going to the caf to get soup and other sick food. We’ll be there in thirty
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