ILYBSM: I Love You Both So Much

by J.E. Birk

3way group chat Present day Jeb I think we should make pancakes for breakfast tomorrow Embry I just realized that you two are texting me while we are IN THE SAME ROOM and I’m not even pissed about it. Embry ILYBSM Jeb ??? E, you know I never understand internet stuff Adam Awww bae! I think he added a “b” to the acronym for “I love you so much” Adam So it’s I Love You Both So Much Jeb Awwww ILYBSM too. Maybe we should change the chat name! Adam Maybe? But I don’t know. 3way is always going to mean so much to me. It reminds me of the first time we ever met [string of heart emojis] Embry Yeah. And now I want to tell everyone in the world that’s the name of our chat. I want to tell every fucking person i know just how much I love you both. Jeb Oh wow. Me too. You know, P and P had a marriage ceremony on their property last year. They couldn’t legally get married but they said they wanted everyone to know how committed they were to each other. It was a really good day. The whole town came. Embry Jeb… are you proposing to us? Jeb Maybe? I’m just saying, I would love to stand up in front of everyone we know and tell them how much you both mean to me. Adam Me too. Embry Me three Jeb Then let’s do it. Once we figure out what we’re doing next—let’s get 3way married! Adam [string of heart emojis] Embry [string of happy face emojis] Jeb Oh, and let’s have pancakes tomorrow too!! Embry [string of laughing face emojis] Adam I bet we can talk embry into making us pancakes. Do we have any...