ILYBSM: I Love You Both So Much

by J.E. Birk

3way group chat Five years ago Adam Why is this place so cold? Jeb Our dorm? And why are we texting right now? We’re all in the same room. Adam You both looked busy. I didn’t want to interrupt. Embry So you started texting us? Adam You didn’t have to answer. Adam And I meant Vermont. Why is Vermont always so fucking cold? Embry Did you even know where this college was when you picked it? Adam Of course I did. But I visited the campus in the summer. No one told me it turned into the North Pole here in October. Jeb Let me finish this accounting homework and then the three of us can curl up on the couch and watch that movie you wanted to see. We’ll use all the blankets. Adam Okay. I love when we use all the blankets. Embry Fine but you’re not suckering me into a foot rub Adam [gif of wiggling eyebrows] Embry NO IT’S NOT HAPPENING Adam PLLEEEEAAAASSSEEEEE you give the best ones Embry Okay fine. But only for five minutes. Adam [gif of a team shouting VICTORY! together]