ILYBSM: I Love You Both So Much

by J.E. Birk

3way group chat Present day Jeb I’m heading home. Can we all talk? Embry Heading back too. Be there in five. Adam Yeah. [heart emoji] Adam You’re really ready to talk to us, jeb? Promise this isn’t Millie? Embry She could be staging a set-up to get away from Jagged Little Pill. Adam Awww, you remember the album name! Embry Of course I do. I heard it eighteen thousand times when we all lived together. Jeb I promise this is me, not Millie. And no, I wasn’t kicked out of the house for excessive overplaying of Head Over Feet. Adam In your defense, it’s an underrated song. Jeb Thank you. But yeah… I just think i’m ready to talk. I thought about some stuff while I was gone. I just… Jeb Sometimes things are just too much, you know? Embry Yeah, jebby, we know. Adam We do Embry And I think I speak for adam when I say we don’t ever want to be the cause of your too much. Adam [gif of someone nodding adamantly in agreement] Jeb Yeah. So let’s talk. Adam Sounds good to me. I’ll cue up “You Learn” for when you both get here. Embry “Head Over Feet” too Jeb [series of ten heart emojis]