ILYBSM: I Love You Both So Much

by J.E. Birk

3way group chat Present day Jeb Can’t believe we get to spend Christmas together tomorrow! Adam I can’t wait. We’re going to make so many new traditions. Jeb I can’t believe those stockings you found [string of shocked face emojis] Adam It’s our first christmas together! We gotta make it special. I have other plans too! Jeb Maybe we should all stop texting so we can meet inside and actually spend christmas eve together lol Adam FAIR. yes, come inside and warm me up, babes Embry [photo] Adam GASP! You gonna pretend that was for someone else? Embry Hell the fuck no Jeb If you’re not careful I’m coming over to that barn… Embry Damn right you’re coming soon lol Jeb OKAY ENOUGH we’re getting our shit done and meeting on the couch. I am calling this 3way to order! Embry Hell yeah you are! Adam [three eggplant emojis] Jeb Okay, will someone please just explain what I don’t get about our chat name? I’m tired of millie snickering every time i say it Adam You tell him, E Embry No, you Jeb SOMEONE JUST TELL ME PLEASE Adam Babe, 3way is a term for when three people have sex together Jeb Oh Jeb OH Jeb WTF Jeb Why did you let me name our chat that all those years ago???? Embry I think…we didn’t know how to tell you no. Still don’t, actually. [heart emoji] Adam Nope. and I hope we never learn. [string of heart emojis]