ILYBSM: I Love You Both So Much

by J.E. Birk

3way group chat Three years ago Jeb Where are you two? We were supposed to meet for breakfast. Are you standing me up the day after our graduation? Jeb I feel like I’ve been jilted at the altar. I’m surrounded by all you can eat pancakes and the waitress keeps looking at me like I have a tapeworm. Adam Sorry, Jebby. I can’t make it. Jeb What? We planned this breakfast weeks ago. I even made a reservation! Jeb Also maybe you’re not supposed to make reservations at an all you can eat place? The hostess gave me a weird look when I came in. So basically my morning is all weird looks all the time. Embry Sorry J I can’t make it either Jeb You really are standing me up? Do you know how many pancakes are in front of me right now? Jeb [picture of table covered in pancakes] Jeb [gif of person drowning under a pile of pancakes and syrup] Jeb Stop whatever you’re doing and get your asses down here right now. You have to tell me about that party you both went to last night without me. Adam Boring Adam Just a standard house party Embry Yeah Embry Boring Embry Sorry, Jeb, I’m not going to make it to the restaurant. Embry has left the chat. Adam I’ll talk to you later, okay, Jebby? I promise I’ll see you soon. Adam has left the chat.