“I hope these two idiots are taking care of you. And if you ever need advice from a hockey guncle, you just call.” Baltierra wanted Nico to call up his childhood hero if he ever needed advice on… love? Sex? Hockey? It didn’t really matter which, probably, since the thought of telling Gabriel Martin any of his problems made Nico want to curl up and die. Martin shook his head. “I can’t believe you think you’re one to go to for advice, Mr. Didn’t Know I Was Bi Until I Was Twenty-Two.” “Gabriel Martin,” Baltierra said with dramatic outrage worthy of any queen, “you did not just cast stones about
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