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Raw Dog: The Naked Truth About Hot Dogs
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Read between January 18 - February 4, 2024
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I want to consume and be consumed by the objects of my desire until they make me sick; I want to puke them back out and rearrange them like tea leaves.
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It’s not my place, as a hot dog historian, to declare cops who fearmonger to lazy press outlets to be shit-sucking losers, but I’m going to anyway.
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(a pickle in pearls, I want to feel her pickle arms around my human torso at the door on Christmas morning),
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There’s something very beautiful about a deli that dares to be horny.