HEPHAESTUS: DISAPPOINTING OLYMPUS AND HIS NEW WIFE. “Fuck,” I breathe. It doesn’t get better as I read the actual text of the article. Hephaestus and Aphrodite might have left their reception together, but they didn’t stay there. After what we can only assume was an underwhelming performance, Aphrodite was seen slipping into a certain club in the lower city. If you know, you know! Then this morning she posted a sultry pic with a mystery lover in the background who’s most assuredly not her husband. Can anyone blame her?
