a satisfied smirk as I choose my username. Not_Your_Baby. Take that, Backwardz_Cap, you smug bastard. I follow Avi, and before I can even send him my handle, he texts me. Avi: Really? Avi: Not_Your_Baby… My grin is nearly breaking my face, toes wiggling triumphantly. Until only a minute later, he sends me a picture. And my face falls.

