For the Fans

by Nyla K.

Milktoast motherfuckers.

What kind of insult is that ??

“Uh, no.” I roll my eyes. “I mean, Becca’s cool and all, but BC will be a sea of new pussy.”

Walking ick

Stalking over to the birthday cake on the counter, I hock a massive, raging loogie and spit it right on top of the pretty chocolate frosting.

Actually psychotic

And I feel lucky. I feel like the luckiest son of a bitch in the whole world, being the one he smiles at like that.