Newly Undead In Dark River (Dark River Days, #1)

by Grace McGinty

“Oh. My. Freaking. God. This tastes like unicorns vomited rainbows and carebears onto my tongue, and everyone is having a party. This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.”

“What in the Furby-loving-fuck?”

I was going to drown in all this machismo one day. Everyone dreams about how amazing a harem would be, but in all honesty, that's a fuck tonne of testosterone all day, every day. Quite frankly, I was considering quitting them all, and asking Angeline and Alice if they want to make their duo a trio. Pity I liked dick so much.