Newly Undead In Dark River (Dark River Days, #1)

by Grace McGinty

I did what I was told, peeling back the delicate foil paper and taking a large bite. I let out a moan that resounded around the room. “Oh. My. Freaking. God. This tastes like unicorns vomited rainbows and Care Bears onto my tongue, and everyone is having a party. This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.” I wasn't exaggerating.

I did what I was told, peeling back the delicate foil paper and taking a large bite. I let out a moan that resounded around the room. “Oh. My. Freaking. God. This tastes like unicorns vomited rainbows and Care Bears onto my tongue, and everyone is having a party. This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.” I wasn't exaggerating.

“I'll do it.” Both Walker and Angeline looked confused. “Do what, Sweetpea?” Angeline, the baking goddess, asked.

“I'll do it.” Both Walker and Angeline looked confused. “Do what, Sweetpea?” Angeline, the baking goddess, asked. “Whatever you want. Be your librarian/projectionist, sell you my kidneys, give you my firstborn, whatever you want. Just pay me in cupcakes.”

“Whatever you want. Be your librarian/projectionist, sell you my kidneys, give you my firstborn, whatever you want. Just pay me in cupcakes.”

“I'll do it.” Both Walker and Angeline looked confused. “Do what, Sweetpea?” Angeline, the baking goddess, asked. “Whatever you want. Be your librarian/projectionist, sell you my kidneys, give you my firstborn, whatever you want. Just pay me in cupcakes.”

“I have to choose a new name, but it's really hard. I couldn't name our family dog, let alone myself.” She nodded knowingly. “I always choose a name that I think will sound good when shouted out in climax. Angeline!” Wine sprayed all over my shirt as I let out a snort of laughter. It did sound good when she shouted it out like that.

“I have to choose a new name, but it's really hard. I couldn't name our family dog, let alone myself.” She nodded knowingly. “I always choose a name that I think will sound good when shouted out in climax. Angeline!” Wine sprayed all over my shirt as I let out a snort of laughter. It did sound good when she shouted it out like that.