But she was goddamn gorgeous. I mean, I wanted to strip naked and beg her to take me, and I was as hetero as they came. I was straight up strictly dickly. She was just that hot. On the heels of that realization was Brody’s joke about someone sucking like a hoover. My eyes whipped toward Judge, but his face was completely impassive like he was carved from stone. The Fort Knox of expressions.
