“Also, your sex drive is going to be in hyperdrive for a few months, maybe even years. Sometimes even decades. I suggest you find yourself a bed partner or start a running tab over at the Stop'n'Shop for double A batteries. For vampires, our heightened predatory senses want us to hunt and obliterate our prey. When we deny that urge, we compensate by giving into another animalistic instinct. To mate, and mate a lot. But no humans. Ever. Biting and sex are now intrinsically linked. I don't have to elaborate on how that could go bad.”
