Newly Undead In Dark River (Dark River Days, #1)

by Grace McGinty

“Oh. My. Freaking. God. This tastes like unicorns vomited rainbows and Care Bears onto my tongue, and everyone is having a party.

This is the best thing I have ever put in my mouth.”

“What in the Furby-loving-fuck?”

“Like the cloak of invisibility in Harry Potter?”

“My name is X. Collector of china teacups, savior of damsels in distress, and Vamp Nation Enforcer.” Well. Mic drop.