“Rumour has it, that I fell in love with my best friend years ago and couldn’t stop, even when she wouldn’t talk to me. Through all those times when you looked like you’d rather kill me than be in the same room together. As your best friend, I’ve got to tell you that, no, I don’t want to be your boyfriend anymore, Tiffy. If we’re going to do this, then we go all in. It’s commitment and binding ourselves together for the rest of our lives. You can get mad, and I’ll stay with Noah until you calm down, but we always come back to each other. As husband and wife.”
