Broken Fae (Ruthless Boys of the Zodiac, #4)

by Caroline Peckham

Leon Night: Hear. Me. Out. Professor Titan totally just gave me detention – DETENTION!!- because I maaaay have swapped @DanteOscura’s eckles sap for Faesine during Potions class before he brewed it up and added a fire crystal to it. But is it MY fault Eugene Dipper happened to be walking by at that moment? Is it MY fault that I’d fallen asleep and not screwed on the Faesine lid properly so it had leaked out of my pocket and left a puddle on the floor which Eugene was standing in at that time? Is it MY fault that he went up in flames and started running around so fast that none of the water Elementals could put him out before it burned off all of his clothes, his hair, pubes and eyebrows? Is it MY fault that Dante was also knocked over by the blast and electrocuted three people in the back row including Mrs Cuffkins from the school board who was assessing Titan’s teaching? Is it MY fault that Titan now has to take an online course and attend weekly health and safety lessons to prove he can ‘handle the dangers of a room full of potions and teenagers’? I mean really, people just can’t take a joke these days.